Have you noticed movie theaters want you to tell a clerk if there’s a “suspicious character”? They’re not even trusted to pour drinks anymore.
Watching your parents die is hard. Watching them die slowly is worse.
Escape is far and surrounded by mountains. People break down and eat each other in the mountains. It almost makes being eaten in your hometown seem convenient.
It’s not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean when it comes to this post. It may not be the longest but… well, it doesn’t have much motion, either.
There’s nothing funny about being forced by a lawman to do something unethical. Well, not laugh-out-loud funny. You kind of smirk later, though.
Sometimes putting friends first isn’t thinking long-term. And maybe some friends are more practical than you you are.
Why does everyone hate the Grinch? Why is it every time we see an outsider we assume there’s something wrong with them? Sometimes you just have to steal Christmas.
Andersen Richards is out of work, lives in his car and people are trying to eat him. Him specifically. But, hey… we’ve all been there.