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We Need to Talk | #EatADick

May 20, 2016 Patrick Healy

Andy starts to get an idea how bad the world is about to turn. Continue reading We Need to Talk | #EatADick

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“Living in My Sleep”| #EatADick

May 16, 2016August 26, 2017 Patrick Healy

“I’m twenty-three years old and somehow I fear being ‘sucked dry’. You’ve corrupted the perversion of my youth, world.” Continue reading “Living in My Sleep”| #EatADick

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“Safe and Sound” | #EatADick

May 7, 2016May 16, 2016 Patrick Healy

The concept of “safety” can be as frightening as anything else. Continue reading “Safe and Sound” | #EatADick

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“#SaveADick” | #EatADick

May 6, 2016May 2, 2016 Patrick Healy

By Andersen Cooper May 6th, 2016 When I ask Sam who she’s thinking of during sex, “him or her”, she responds one of two ways. She looks at me with a sneer, like a badger guarding it’s den from a … Continue reading “#SaveADick” | #EatADick

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“How Much Did That Cost?” | #EatADick

May 5, 2016May 2, 2016 Patrick Healy

By Andersen Richards May 5th, 2016 Sam spent a lot of time telling me I needed to learn to fight. After Dennis, she spent the night trying to make sure I didn’t slip into a coma. I told her that … Continue reading “How Much Did That Cost?” | #EatADick

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